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Lifestyle Updated 02 May, 2017

Best breakup lines

  1. I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass. 2. I’m leaving you, do you want me to go tonight or tomorrow? 3. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m totally not interested in you anymore. 4. I don’t want to have to go on a holiday to see my girl

1. I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

2. I’m leaving you, do you want me to go tonight or tomorrow?

3. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m totally not interested in you anymore.

4. I don’t want to have to go on a holiday to see my girlfriend. It’s just not fun anymore.

5. Isn’t six and a half years long enough? Because I’m bored to death.

6. This isn’t easy, but neither are you… I’m breaking up with you.

7. You were not Mr. Right… just Mr. Right Now.

8. If only I were in love with just one girl, not two.

9. If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s probably me.

 

And the best breakup line in the history of breakup lines:

10. We can still be friends…

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